In the heart of the Australian Outback, there existed a legend whispered among the indigenous tribes: the tale of Outback’s Shadow, a monstrous kangaroo driven mad by the spirits of the land. According to legend, Outback’s Shadow was cursed for trespassing into sacred grounds, and ever since, it roamed the desolate plains, seeking vengeance on any who dared enter its domain. The story was dismissed as a mere folktale by most, but for those who lived near the Outback, it was a different matter entirely.
The small town of Dusty Creek was plagued by strange occurrences; livestock was found brutally mutilated, and eerie howls echoed through the night. People whispered that Outback’s Shadow was real, and it hungered for human flesh. One fateful evening, a group of adventurous tourists, drawn by the legend, ventured into the heart of the Outback. Among them was Sarah, a young woman with a penchant for the macabre.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, the group set up camp, oblivious to the danger lurking in the darkness. As the night wore on, the air grew thick with an otherworldly stillness. The crackling campfire is the only source of warmth and comfort in this vast expanse of wilderness. A blood-curdling screech shattered the silence, sending shivers down the spines of the campers. Terrified, they huddled together, their eyes scanning the inky blackness for any sign of movement. It was then they saw it: a pair of malevolent, glowing eyes fixated on them from the shadows. Outback’s Shadow had found its prey.
The creature emerged from the darkness, towering over the campers on hind legs, fur mottled and matted, its eyes burning with madness. Sarah and her companions recoiled in horror as Outback’s Shadow let out a guttural, unearthly growl. Driven by primal instinct, they scattered, but the kangaroo, fuelled by an insatiable bloodlust, pursued them relentlessly. One by one, it picked them off, tearing through flesh and bone with incredible savage ferocity. Sarah, her heart pounding in terror, found herself alone, the agonized screams of her friends echoing hauntingly in the night.
Desperate and on the brink of despair, Sarah stumbled upon a cave, its entrance shrouded in ominous shadows. With no other options, she sought refuge within, hoping to evade the ravenous creature stalking her. As she delved deeper into the cavern’s murky depths, she discovered a series of crude drawings etched onto the walls, depictions of a kangaroo, its eyes ablaze with malevolence, and scenes of carnage and suffering. It was then she realized the truth: Outback’s Shadow was no mere beast; it was a malevolent entity, a twisted spirit bound to the form of a kangaroo, cursed to wreak havoc upon any who dared encroach upon its domain. But before Sarah could process this revelation, she heard a guttural snarl emanating from the cave’s entrance. Outback’s Shadow had found her. In a frenzied panic, she stumbled deeper into the darkness, heart pounding deep in her chest. The walls seemed to close in around her, and the air grew thick with a palpable sense of dread. Sarah’s breath came in ragged gasps as she frantically sought a way out, but the labyrinthine passages seemed to twist and turn, leading her deeper into the heart of the cursed cavern.
The oppressive darkness enveloped her, and the walls seemed to pulse with malevolent energy. She stumbled into a chamber bathed in an eerie, ethereal glow. In the centre of the chamber, a gnarled tree stood, its twisted branches reaching toward the ceiling like skeletal fingers. As Sarah cautiously approached the tree, she noticed an ancient, weathered tome resting at its base. With trembling hands, she opened the book and began to decipher the cryptic text within its pages.
The tome spoke of an ancient ritual, a ritual that could break the curse binding Outback’s Shadow to the physical realm. Driven by a newfound sense of purpose, Sarah fervently studied the arcane instructions. The ritual required her to gather rare herbs and perform an intricate sequence of incantations at the exact stroke of midnight when the veil between the spirit world and the living world were thinnest. With the weight of the ancient tome in her hands, Sarah ventured deeper inside the cavern, determined to seek out the elusive herbs. Minutes stretched into hours as she scoured the subterranean passages, her senses honed to the slightest rustle or whisper that might lead to the ingredients she sought. As the midnight hour approached, Sarah emerged from the depths of the cave, clutching the precious herbs in her trembling hands.
With unwavering resolve, she returned to the gnarled tree and prepared to enact the ritual that could break the curse of Outback’s Shadow. The air crackled with otherworldly energy as Sarah meticulously followed the instructions, her voice infused with ancient power as she chanted sacred incantations. The very ground seemed to tremble when the ritual reached its crescendo, and the chamber became bathed in an ethereal glow. Suddenly, a bestial howl pierced the air, and Outback’s Shadow materialized before her, eyes ablaze with fury. But as the ritual neared completion, the creature’s form began to waver, its roars turning into anguished cries. With a final, resounding incantation, Sarah completed the ritual, and a blinding flash of light filled the chamber.
When the radiance subsided, Outback’s Shadow was gone, and the oppressive aura that before shrouded the cavern evaporated like mist in the morning sun. Exhausted but triumphant, Sarah emerged from the cave, the weight of the ancient tome still heavy in her hands. As the first light of dawn painted the horizon, she knew that she had broken the curse that had plagued the Outback for centuries. From that day forward, the legend of Outback’s Shadow faded into obscurity, and the cursed creature was never seen or heard from again.
Some whispered it had been banished to the spirit realm, while others believed it had found peace at last. For Sarah, the memories of that fateful night would forever linger, a testament to the inexplicable terrors lurking in the depths of the Outback. But she also carried with her the knowledge that even the most malevolent of spirits could be vanquished with courage, determination, and the enduring power of ancient magic.
Once upon a time, in a mystical ghostly land, there was a kingdom ruled by a wise and benevolent king. The kingdom was known for its enchanting beauty and vibrant culture. One of the most anticipated events of the year was the annual Absinthe Ball, a grand celebration where everyone would gather to dance, sing, and revel in the magic of the night. In this kingdom, there lived a young frog princess named Seraphina. Seraphina was not like other frogs. She possessed a unique beauty and a mesmerizing voice that captivated anyone who heard her sing. However, she was cursed by a wicked sorcerer and transformed into a frog. Despite her predicament, Seraphina remained hopeful that one day, a true love’s kiss would break the curse and restore her to her human form.
Meanwhile, in a smoky jazz club on the outskirts of the kingdom, there lived a talented frog blues singer named Felix. With his soulful voice and his skilful guitar playing, Felix could make the whole room sway with emotion. He had a reputation for singing songs that touched the depths of people’s hearts, and his music carried a hint of melancholy, reflecting the struggles he faced as a frog in a human-dominated world. As fate would have it, Seraphina and Felix’s paths crossed one moonlit night at the Absinthe Ball.
Seraphina, disguised as a common frog, hopped into the ballroom, drawn by the melodies that filled the air. She watched as Felix took the stage, his voice echoing through the hall, casting a spell over the entire audience. Captivated by Felix’s performance, Seraphina couldn’t resist joining in with her own melodious croak. The crowd was astonished by the harmony of their voices blending together, creating a magical duet that seemed to transcend the boundaries of their frog forms. The enchantment in the air was palpable as their voices intertwined, filling the ballroom with a sense of longing and hope. As the song came to an end, the room erupted in applause. Seraphina and Felix locked eyes, and at that moment, they knew that they had found something special. They spent the rest of the night talking and laughing, completely unaware of the world around them. It felt as if time stood still, and they were the only two beings in existence.
Days turned into weeks and weeks into months. Seraphina and Felix’s bond grew stronger with each passing day. Together, they faced the challenges of being frogs in a human world, supporting and encouraging one another through their struggles. They never lost hope that one day, they would find a way to break their curses and live a life of freedom and love. Their dedication and unwavering belief in each other’s talents caught the attention of the kingdom’s wise king. Intrigued by their story, he summoned Seraphina and Felix to the royal palace. The king, moved by their love and talent, used his powers to break the curses that held them captive.
As the curses lifted, Seraphina and Felix were transformed into their true selves. Seraphina stood before the king as a beautiful princess, and Felix regained his human form, his blues singer persona shining through. The king blessed their union and declared a grand celebration in their honour. And so, the Absinthe Ball took on a whole new meaning. It became a symbol of love, hope, and the power of music to transcend boundaries. Seraphina and Felix, now free from their curses, stood hand in hand at the centre of the ballroom, surrounded by joyful revellers. The room was adorned with twinkling lights, and the air was filled with laughter and music. Seraphina’s voice soared through the hall, and Felix’s guitar strummed with passion, their music intertwining in perfect harmony.
As the night unfolded, their love story became an inspiration to all who witnessed it. The kingdom celebrated their union, and their tale of overcoming adversity spread far and wide, touching the hearts of people from distant lands. Seraphina and Felix continued to perform together, their music echoing through the kingdom, bringing joy and healing to all who listened. But amidst their newfound happiness, Seraphina and Felix never forgot the lessons they had learned. They remained humble and kind, using their talents to uplift others and spread love wherever they went. Their love story became a legend, whispered by storytellers and passed down through generations, reminding people of the transformative power of love and the magic that lies within us all. And so, the Absinthe Ball became an annual celebration of love, music, and the triumph of the human spirit. Each year, the kingdom would come alive with the enchanting melodies of Seraphina and Felix, their voices echoing through the night, reminding everyone that true love knows no boundaries and that dreams have the power to come true. And so, the frog princess and the frog blues singer lived happily ever after, their love story forever etched in the hearts and minds of the kingdom’s people. Their legacy was one of love, music, and the belief in the extraordinary things that can happen when two souls, against all odds, find each other in a world full of enchantment and ghostly possibility.
Once upon a time, in a vibrant forest where the sun danced through the leaves, there lived a dwarf named Grimbold and a pixie named Lirael. As children, they were inseparable, exploring hidden glades and sharing secrets among the ancient trees. Grimbold was stout and strong, with a heart as big as his beard, while Lirael was delicate and mischievous, her laughter ringing like chimes in the breeze. While playing near the enchanted brook one fateful day, a disagreement erupted over a game. Grimbold insisted on building a grand dam to catch fish, while Lirael wanted to let the water flow freely. Their argument escalated, and in a flurry of hurt feelings and sharp words, they parted ways, vowing never to speak to each other again.
Years passed, and the once-vibrant bond faded into silence. Grimbold threw himself into his work, crafting intricate tools and trinkets for the village. Lirael, on the other hand, flitted through the forest, her heart heavy with regret but too proud to reach out. The village felt the absence of their friendship; the laughter and joy they once shared were sorely missed. Then, one fateful afternoon, a dark shadow loomed over the forest. An ancient curse, long forgotten, threatened to engulf their village. The elders spoke in hushed tones, revealing that only a powerful spell, woven from the magic of earth and air, could save them. Grimbold’s strength and Lirael’s light were the keys. With the deadline of the impending disaster drawing near, Grimbold and Lirael found themselves at the same meeting. The tension in the air crackled as they exchanged glances, memories flooding back. Finally, Grimbold broke the silence.
“Lirael,” he said, his voice steady but trembling. “We need to talk.”
Lirael’s heart raced. “I know,” she replied softly, her wings shimmering with emotion. “I’ve missed you, Grimbold. I never wanted us to be apart.”
The weight of their years of silence hung between them, but the moment’s urgency pushed them to reconcile. They stepped outside, away from the watchful eyes of the villagers, and spoke of their childhood dreams, their regrets, and the bond that still lingered beneath the surface. As they renewed their friendship, they realized their differences strengthened them. Grimbold’s ingenuity and Lirael’s magic combined in a way they had never imagined. They devised a plan to harness the earth’s strength through Grimbold’s craftsmanship and Lirael’s ethereal energy.
On the night of the eclipse, when the curse was set to strike, they stood together at the edge of the village. Grimbold crafted a massive stone circle while Lirael danced above, weaving her sparkling magic into the air. As the moon cast its shadow, they combined their powers, and a radiant light burst forth, illuminating the darkness. The curse shattered, and the village was saved. The villagers rejoiced, and Grimbold and Lirael stood side by side, their hearts full. They had learned that true friendship could weather any storm, and their once-broken bond was now unbreakable. From that day forth, the dwarf and the pixie became legends in their village, not just for their bravery but for their strength in forgiveness and unity. And as the sun set behind the trees, Grimbold and Lirael knew they would never let silence come between them again.
In a small, bustling town, there lived a man named Reggie Ragbone. To the untrained eye, Reggie was just an ordinary man with an extraordinary knack for turning discarded items into treasures. His home, a quaint cottage on the edge of town, was a wonderland of reclaimed materials and imaginative creations. Reggie had a peculiar philosophy: “One man’s rubbish is another man’s gold.” Every day, he would stroll through the neighbourhoods, collecting what others deemed worthless—broken furniture, leftover food, scrap metal, and forgotten toys. With each item, he saw potential, a story waiting to be rewritten.
One chilly morning, as Reggie rummaged through a pile of debris, he stumbled upon an old bicycle frame, rusty but intact. He took it home, cleaned it up, and transformed it into a beautiful garden trellis adorned with vibrant flowers. The townsfolk marvelled at his creations, but his unwavering generosity set Reggie apart. Whenever he found good food but no longer sellable—day-old bread, overripe fruit, or surplus vegetables—he would gather it all and prepare meals for those in need. He opened his door to the less fortunate, inviting them to share in his bountiful table. Reggie believed no one should go hungry, and he made it his mission to ensure everyone in town had enough to eat.
Reggie’s reputation grew, and soon, people began to bring their unwanted items to him, knowing they would find new life under his care. Children would visit his home to watch him work, their eyes wide with wonder as he crafted toys from scraps or built makeshift shelters for stray animals. Reggie became a beloved figure, a beacon of hope and creativity in a world that often overlooked the value of what was discarded. As years passed, the town transformed, inspired by Reggie’s vision. Community gardens sprouted, workshops on recycling and upcycling were established, and neighbours began to share their resources more willingly. Reggie had ignited a spark of creativity and kindness that spread like wildfire.
One day, while sorting through a pile of items, Reggie found a tattered book filled with stories of adventure and friendship. He decided to host a storytelling night, inviting everyone to gather around his fire pit. The warmth of the flames flickered against the backdrop of laughter and conversation as neighbours shared their tales and dreams. Reggie’s heart swelled with joy; he had created a home for himself and a community that thrived on sharing and sustainability. Looking around, he realized that his treasure was not merely the items he salvaged but the connections he fostered and the lives he touched. And so, Reggie Ragbone continued to live his life as a humble man with a golden heart, ensuring that nothing ever went to waste and that no one ever went hungry. In a world often focused on excess, he reminded everyone that true wealth lies in generosity, creativity, and the bonds we share.
Septimus Tupp was a monk in Valle Crucis Abbey, where I would frequently see him on my visits to the Abbot, who was a friend of mine. Septimus was a difficult man and sadly most unsuccessful at practically everything he put his hand to. Perhaps the Gods had dealt him the most difficult of paths, or perhaps he had chosen his own path by ignoring blatant lessons to enable success. Septimus Tupp would never learn. It is worthy to note that in the Welsh language, the word ‘Tupp’ implies a certain lack of intellect, a dimness of mind perchance. I am being kind in my definition! Septimus Tupp lived up to his name.
It was a sunny July morning in 1390 when I arrived at the Abbey after a long, hot, and sweaty ride from Sycharth, stopping off at the blacksmith’s in Llangollen after Merlina had thrown a shoe. I could never truly understand why we put iron shoes on horses’ hooves. Surely all hooves must wear down, and nailing iron just did not make sense to this dwarf. I mused upon this while Merlina was under the blacksmith’s pedicure and came to the conclusion that maybe the hoof might be worn too low. Anyway, Merlina was certainly not keen on the experience at the blacksmith’s hands; of this, there was no doubt. Who could blame her when there she stands whilst a giant of a man such as Bryn Gwyn hammers nails into her toes! Merlina is a pony like many, blessed with expression and emotion oozing from her eyes but on this occasion, emotion turned to a physical assault on poor old Bryn. With shoeing complete, she nipped his large bottom as he walked past. It certainly made him jump! I am sure Merlina was smiling as her teeth met flesh. For a mountain of a man, Bryn Gwyn could jump quite high, well, certainly much higher than he expected to! But Bryn was a gentle giant, and even in shock and pain, he turned and softly stroked Merlina’s nose.
“You got me a good one there, old girl!” he chuckled. “Happens all the time but still makes me jump,” he added.
When I shared my thoughts about hooves and iron nails, he told me the shoes prevented the walls of the hoof from wearing down or deforming in growth. Whilst I have no problem understanding the ethos behind such a practice, it is the nailing of feet which makes me squirm, but Bryn told me the hoof wall is numb to any pain where the nails are hammered in. “Tell that to Merlina and your bruised bottom!” I laughed.
But back to Septimus Tupp! Upon my arrival at Valle Crucis Abbey, I saw his enormous bulk, sitting ensconced on a bench in the garden with plump fingers wrapped around an apple, half of which disappeared in one bite, consumed by an ever-hungry mouth. Drool dripped from an over-ripe jowl as he seemed to have no wish to chew and I believe he swallowed the huge chunk whole. His neck was so large that it was impossible to discern. Rolls of fat met with each other, as do the mountains with the valleys, merging to confuse any onlooker. Man or mountain was a question many asked when regarding Septimus Tupp. Adding such self-indulgence to a rather stilted intellect, Septimus was probably one of the most difficult of people I had ever encountered, even to this day. He was not a popular monk at the Abbey and most considered that Septimus believed all the other monks were at his beck and call, especially those who toiled in the kitchens! His own job at the Abbey used to be as an illustrator of their holy books, however, his plump fingers had been unable to grasp at a quill or brush for many a year. These plump fingers could no longer manage the delicate work needed. His belly was now so rotund that even getting close enough to a desk was impossible. All this added to his constant drooling upon any work he might create, meant Septimus did little except eat enough for at least three men, as well as drain the wine caskets from the cellars. To say he was tolerated at the Abbey is no understatement. On every visit I made, he was always in someone’s disfavour. My current visit proved to be no exception to this now well-accustomed fact.
As I walked towards Septimus Tupp, he appeared to cough, and his face became purple and red, just like a beetroot. Upon nearing the bench where he sat, I could clearly see he must have a piece of apple wedged in his fat gullet. On realising the danger this could cause, I quickly ran to him and, without further ado, smacked him firmly in the middle of his extremely broad back. Septimus Tupp coughed with the bark of a dragon, paused momentarily to gasp for air, yet to be forthcoming, when up came the best part of half of the apple. Just as I suspected, his greed had yet again almost been the end of him. I stood back as he baulked and choked in an attempt to regain breath to his enormous bulk.
“Hold hard, Dwarf!” Septimus shouted between gasps while dealing with the sharp blow I had previously administered to his back. “That hurt! It stings—it stings!”
‘No thanks here then’, I mused as Septimus picked up the hitherto rejected apple from the floor and proceeded to bite it in half. Perhaps he may consider chewing it this time, or perhaps not.
He looked at me with his two piggy-like eyes peering through heavily over-burdened cheeks from under a precipice of a forehead and questioned. Did you have to hit me so hard?” He tried to reach where I had slapped him to enforce his point, but chubby fingers could not touch where his arms could not reach. “You dwarfs just do not realise your own strength, do you?”
I did not think his comment deserved the consideration of a reply as I probably just saved his life, something that Septimus Tupp overlooked in his eagerness to return to the apple!
“Dear Septimus Tupp,” I said, “It is most fortunate I happened along at this time; otherwise, you may now be but a heap on the ground, waiting to enter your Lord’s Kingdom, no doubt!”
If I sounded sarcastic, I have no apology as I meant to be. This man even wears my patience to a veritable end.
“I was swallowing when it just got a little bit stuck!” he blurted.
“You were choking, Septimus!” I retorted.
“If you say so, Dwarf. If you say so!” Septimus said as he placed the other half of the apple towards his mouth, although I did not see his mouth open as such, it simply merged with the jowl and then seemed as if his face was in the midst of an earthquake!
“So, you are well now, Septimus?” I smiled as much as my conscience would allow. “I must be about my business. Do you know where I may find the Abbot?”
Septimus Tupp raised a large arm and pointing a plump finger towards the lake, he spluttered. “By the lake.” Bits of apple flew here and there between each word. “Counting the fish, I expect!” he added.
I raised my hand in a partial gesture of farewell to Septimus Tupp and meandered in the direction of the lake, where I soon saw the Abbot staring into the water.
As I approached, the reflections of oak and sycamore trees that surrounded the lakeside mirrored across its surface, and the sun-twinkled beams bounced from the ripples. Fish jumped here and there. This was a very well-stocked lake and fed the monks and their many visitors extremely well.
The Abbot turned as I was almost upon him, and I saw him smile at seeing me. We had known each other for many years now.
“Crach Ffinnant, my dear friend. What a pleasure it is to see you!” the Abbot exclaimed as he started to walk towards me with his arms outstretched in greeting. “To what do I owe this visit, Crach?”
I had brought some letters from Owain, who wanted the Abbot’s advice on property boundaries.
“I bring questions for you from The Squire of Glyndwfry,” I replied as we grasped each other’s forearms in welcome before we hugged warmly. Although I am a dwarf, the Abbot was quite a short man in stature, so it was not the usual struggle I might expect when greeting another!
“I see Septimus is ‘as ever’,” I said, smiling but with some concern in my words. Although I was not too fond of him, or of myself for that matter, at feeling like this about the fat monk. I really should have more patience with him but I do not seem to be able to find any. Even dwarfs are not perfect, though, well certainly not this one, but I do try to have charity for others, believe you me, and I have given Septimus Tupp so much rope of opportunity, he has hung himself several times over!
“Yes! I am afraid he grows more self-indulgent by the day, consuming enough food for three men. You see, he contributes little as it is, and he lacks the ability to complete the most menial of tasks.” The Abbot looked perplexed. “We must care for our sick, it is our way. But, Crach, I ask you, is he sick?”
“If you are asking me if self-indulgence is a sickness, it must be if he lacks control.”
“But, Crach!” The Abbot rubbed his hands together and dug his feet into the earth. “It is a sin to indulge so, thus he transgresses every rule of our code.”
“Then you do have a problem, my friend!” I replied.
Often, the Abbot and I enjoyed our discussions about ecclesiastical matters. Although I did not share his religious persuasions, I saw some meanings in his teachings. My ways were about the earth and the sun, the moon and all life in nature. Nature gives us all we need, including prophecy. I like the stories he told me from his big book, which he called the Bible, but, to me, my way was a belief in a natural life, moving and changing with the seasons, listening to nature and living within it, and all there is to enjoy.
“I don’t know what to do with him.” The Abbot gesticulated confusion, raising his shoulders in resignation. “I can’t send him away and I have no idea as to how to resolve this, Crach. No idea!”
“Is there any job he can do, my Lord Abbot?” I asked.
“No, Crach, none. We have tried him with everything—and I do mean everything,” he replied.
“Well, no doubt nature will take its course,” I suggested.
The Abbot, for all his compassion and understanding, for a brief moment, looked cross, if not furious. Yes, but at what cost, Crach? At what cost?” Rising eyebrows heralded the return of his smile as he recovered from his recent lapse.
“At what cost?” I asked, returning his question.
He looked sad as the light briefly left his eyes again. “Money, I am afraid. As at the end of every day, no matter what I may think or who I may aspire to be, it does fall down to money. We are a busy Abbey, as you know, with many visitors and a number of lay monks to support in addition to the brothers. No matter how many grains of seed I consider, you will agree there is a village of mouths to feed.”
I nodded in agreement.
“And, Septimus,” he continued. “He contributes little. He is not even slightly amusing so the attribute of ‘a fool’ is even denied him. I despair. I only hope God will give good grace in this matter as, indeed, we all must do.”
“As I said earlier, nature must take its course,” I responded.
There had been many times Septimus Tupp wished things could have been different, but everything was so ‘black and white’; either it was or it was not. Poor Septimus, he had been a grand, skilled illustrator many years ago. He now sat on life’s road in his fourth decade, and in my opinion, he was on the eve of his latter days. All his past glories, although factual, had been somewhat lost in the mists of time, replaced by gross self-indulgence and little to no ability to discern reason. It is sad to admit, but Septimus Tupp appeared a lost cause, merely a soul to pity. I knew my friend, the Abbot, felt the same way. I think he almost admitted as much during our recent nattering. How sad life can be.
The Abbot and I walked slowly on the loose gravel path. Chippings slipped between my sandals and toes making me smart with discomfort. With the lake behind us, we wandered on towards where Septimus sat, staring at the sky, eating yet another apple. A bright sun sparkled through the branches and leaves of a host of trees, it was such a beautiful day. Swallows swooped here and there, taking insects from low to the ground and soaring upwards for more. A thrush sang from a nearby bush, taking to the wing as we approached. As we drew closer to Septimus, he wobbled and struggled from the bench, managing to make it to his feet without major incident.
“My Lord Abbot.” Septimus beckoned. “Good afternoon to you and greetings again to you, Crach Ffinnant.”
I silently returned his greeting with a nod of my head and a wink of my eye.
“And to you, Brother Septimus—and to you.” The Abbot returned his greeting.
The Abbot smiled and gesticulated a suggestion that Septimus may be better staying seated. He did not need telling twice and quickly returned, unceremoniously, to the bench with a thud.
“Thank you, My Lord Abbot. It is a hot day for standing around.”
Beads of sweat rolled from the fat monk’s forehead, which he patted furiously with a stained rag.
“Are there sufficient fish?” Septimus questioned.
“What?” queried the Abbot, somewhat surprised.
“You counted the fish!” affirmed Septimus.
“Counted the fish?” the Abbot queried again, with even more surprise.
“He thinks you have been counting the fish in the lake,” I interjected.
“What on earth for?” exclaimed the Abbot. “Why would I count the fish in the lake?”
“To make sure there is enough for dinner. I think you need to know that, don’t you?” Septimus asked.
There was, of course, a simple logic to his question. Such is the way of Septimus. His black and white thinking makes him question that which others take for granted. But in his day, this simple monk was an artist of the best calibre; now, he was an artist of food—eating it!
The Abbot clearly sensed his confusion and decided to go along with Septimus. Somehow, it just seemed the easiest way. “Yes, there are enough fish, Brother Septimus. Nobody will go hungry.”
“Oh good!” Septimus was now drooling at the mere thought of fried fish. “Fish for tea! I will look forward to that; in fact, I would love that!” He exclaimed as he continued to drool.
“Brother Septimus.” The Abbot looked straight into the monk’s face. “We need to catch some fish from the lake first and I would like you to do that for me if you would be so kind?”
“I will,” agreed Septimus. “I would be ‘so kind’, as I would love some lovely fish! Will I need to use a net?” he asked.
“You will, Septimus. The net is on the raft,” Abbot replied.
A flat raft was kept tethered by the lakeside and was an excellent vantage point to net fish. Even dear Septimus Tupp could catch fish from here.
“Is this a job he has done before?” I quietly asked the Abbot.
“Once or twice,” he replied.
“Successfully?” I queried.
The Abbot merely shrugged his shoulders.
Septimus struggled to his feet and ambled slowly towards the lake, humming a tune only he knew.
The Abbot and I walked on, leaving the Abbey and its lake behind us. A little way along the valley stood a monument to the Great Kings of Powys and their ancient ancestors. To me, this was a place of pilgrimage whenever I visited the Abbey as fortunately, it stood only a fifteen-minute easy walk away. The Abbey Valle Crucis (Valley of the Cross) can thank the Pillar of Eliseg for its name. Eliseg was the great grandfather of King Concenn, who lived nearly seven hundred years ago. This monument was the very bloodline of Owain’s ancestors and on my frequent visits to the Abbey, I would visit it and consider ‘The Prophecy’, believing that the dragon will rise again. So much of this knowledge is many years lost to most, but the sacred records held by the Council of Blue Stone remember all.
The Abbot stood gazing up at the valley cliffs and the rich forest adorning the earth like a tapestry. This was a sacred place in life and legend, a place to cherish and behold the ancient stories held by this stone.
“I will let you sit with your dreams of prophecy and princes, Crach. I will return to the Abbey and see you at dinner. Hopefully, we will be serving you fish!” We both laughed as he walked back on the path we had come.
I sat in silence by The Pillar of Eliseg. The Abbot was right, I did dream of prophecies and princes. I saw Glyndwr crowned Prince of Wales in years yet to come.
An evening sun took precedence in the sky, and my tummy gurgled with hunger pangs, taking precedence on earth! It was time for me to return to the Abbey, and, hopefully, Septimus may have netted some fish for our dinner. In anticipation, I could almost smell fried fish and even taste it too. I really hoped Brother Septimus had been successful in his task.
As I returned through the gates of the Abbey, I could hear a commotion. I saw monks scattering from their tasks, appearing to be frightened and confused.
“Fetch the Abbot!” I heard one shout. “Somebody, fetch the Abbot at once!”
A monk rushed past me and onwards towards the lake. I followed him to where I found several of the brothers standing, staring at the water and something rather large floating on it.
“Oh, by dragon’s breath,” I mumbled to myself. It looked like Septimus floating on the lake.
At that moment, the Abbot, together with two monks, ran past me.
“Get in there and get him out!” the Abbot commanded. “In the name of God, get him out of there!”
By the time I reached the edge of the lake, two monks had swum out to where Septimus Tupp floated face down and were attempting to pull him to shore. It would take more than two of them to lift him out at the shoreline, that was certain. The monks in the lake were hampered by the extra weight of their baggy, woollen habits, now sodden. However, they struggled on and were now knee-deep at the shoreline, but the enormous bulk of the soul, latterly known as Septimus Tupp, was just stuck in the shallows, refusing to move. The thought came to me, ‘as in life, so in death’, but it was an unkind thought, and I dismissed it from my mind. Four other monks joined them, knee-deep in the lake. Two monks took a limb each, while the others supported the head and shoulders of Septimus Tupp. Between the six of them, they huffed and puffed, wheezed and coughed, spluttered and even swore under their breath. I am sure this is where the expression ‘dead weight’ originates. A body always seems heavier in death, and for Septimus Tupp, this was certainly true. Finally, the six monks recovered the body to the grassy verge at the edge of the shoreline.
When the Prior shuffled up behind the Abbot, he was bending over Septimus and his lifeless form. The Prior was a scrawny little man, always giggling nervously as if he were in a constant state of surprise. He had a narrow forehead, shaded by the front of his tonsure and a hooked nose like a falcon. A chin pointed and blotched by stubble supported a tiny tight mouth with hardly any lips visible at all. He was wringing his hands and stepping nervously from foot to foot.
“What happened? Oh dear! Poor Septimus.” The Prior continued to hop from one foot to the other and still, he wrung his hands, unable to stay still. “Is he dead?”
“I am afraid so,” replied the Abbot. “He has clearly drowned, but I fail to see why he ended up in the lake. Even at its deepest, it barely covers my head.” He scratched his chin and looked down at Septimus with a puzzled glance before calling to me. “Crach! Please come and take a look at Septimus.”
“Yes, of course, Abbot,” I replied and took a few steps to his side. Bending down on one knee, I slowly looked at the body, starting with his head. I saw no bruises, cuts or abrasions on his head or neck. In fact, there was not a mark on Septimus Tupp at all, other than the mark of gluttony I thought quietly to myself.
“I asked him to stand on the pontoon and catch some fish for our evening meal,” the Abbot stated. “He must have fallen in by being over-balanced, judging by the sight of the net so heavily laden with fish.”
I had to agree with his assumption but added, “Well, if he fell headfirst, the chances are he would not have been able to right his posture or raise his head because of his excessive weight. He certainly would not have been able to use his arms to swim. An unfortunate accident, my Lord Abbot.”
“Yes, indeed, Crach. But it fills me with sadness we should have been discussing him only this morning and in the way we did too—most uncharitable of me indeed—most uncharitable.”
He made a very good point. I also felt pangs of conscience. After all, I too had not been particularly charitable to Septimus Tupp either. Sadly, he was as much a victim of his own gluttony in death as he was in life. A sad but totally inevitable outcome when we consider the man could hardly walk, yet we had considered he may swim with such bulk and restrictive movements. Although he would have died quite quickly, it was a very unfortunate accident and perhaps one that had been in waiting for some time.
“This is tragic, Crach,” The Abbot interrupted my thoughts.
“What must we do now?” asked the Prior. “Oh dear.” He was clearly agitated, his face screwed and contorted with morbid anxiety.
“Worry not, my good Prior. Let the lay brothers take him to the Abbey sickbay where last offices can be done. Now get along, and try not to fuss so,” the Abbot advised.
The Prior gave a perfunctory nod of his head, black eyes darting from here to there as he scuttled off in the direction of the Abbey.
“Such a nervous little man,” said the Abbot, speaking his thoughts out loud.
“Indeed, my Lord Abbot,” I responded. “It seems the Prior is to anxiety as Septimus Tupp was to gluttony.”
“We certainly have been taught some lessons in humility today, Crach,” observed the Abbot.
I looked back over the lake and wondered if the ghost of Septimus Tupp might be seen there in years to come. We may never know.
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