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CRACH FFINNANT – LONDON 1376

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I walked through street after similar street with the same ramshackle houses and foul gutters, producing an intolerable stench.  As sure as a ‘dragon is a dragon’, I was convinced I had been walking round in ever-decreasing circles. Suddenly, through the stench lingering within my very sensitive nostrils, I smelt something familiar. I raised my head as high as it would go (which meant standing on the tips of my toes), flared my nostrils and sniffed deeply. I recognised a warm aroma, that of freshly baked bread. Remembering strongman’s words and in particular those about street names, I pondered. Perhaps I had found Bakers Street?

I followed my nose down the muddy track and round a corner where I came across an old woman plucking a chicken. She discarded the deceased fowl’s feathers, the wind catching each as if a little flurry of snow, depositing them in the gutter, onto passing folks’ clothes, mine included. I picked off the offending feathers, letting them float to the ground from between my fingers.

There was probably around twenty shops and stalls lining both sides of the street, all selling bread. For the first time since I had entered London, there was a sweet aroma to enjoy. Tables full of similar shaped, freshly baked loaves greeted my eyes.

One thing that did strike me as being different here in London was that not one person had yet shied away from my dwarfness, nor indeed had anyone hurled any abuse. Maybe they didn’t see me. Or, if they did, perhaps they had no care, only being concerned with their own existence, as pitiful as many seemed to be.  At the show last night, I had seen many people in finery but everyone I had seen today only bore the attire of nothing more than was needed to live from day-to-day.

  Suddenly, a commotion at the end of the street brought me back from my dancing thoughts with a flash. Several soldiers on horseback galloped through the street. Old men, children and women, seeking their daily bread, scattered in fear, screaming for mercy. I stood back taking refuge behind a cart which stood above my head. Feeling secure in the fact I could not be seen, my eyes took in the action as it was unfurling.   

 Folk ran for cover to avoid heavy hooves stamping through the mud. An old lady in ragged clothes once made for a much bigger person, her back bent so much she appeared to be half of her actual height, staggered blindly into the path of the galloping horsemen. Bandy misshapen legs had neither the strength nor fortitude to speed her passage from the path of the oncoming riders. A sturdy mare caught the old lady fully on its powerful broad chest, knocking her sideways into the path of another horse and rider. From a dying mouth, she screamed a final insult at life. It was a pitiful sound. Flinging her through the air as if she was a rag doll, the horses galloped on, encouraged by their riders. The old lady crumpled to the ground, her face scarred with fear, surprised eyes fixed in a horrific death stare. The troupe of soldiers careened past my hiding place, turned the corner at the end of the track and vanished down another street. Not one rider turned their head nor saw the old lady sprawled across the street, her lifeless body seemingly invisible and unimportant to each of them.

  Several folk appeared from their temporary havens of safety and saw the old lady lying dead in the gutter. A few walked over to her, staring at the lifeless body. A very thin man bent down on one knee, seeking signs of life but none were present. He turned his head, exclaiming to the onlookers.

  “Old hag is gone to a better place!”

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‘CRACH FFINNANT – FIRST TV ADVERT’

After receiving an invite to the Book Show on http://www.showboat.tv obviously like anyone, I thought must have a look at this Internet TV Channel based in Pembroke, Wales. So, here I am scrolling and clicking and then, click, advertising. Terms for 10,000 views at £9.99 ($13 US). I had to look again, after making a cup of coffee, and looking again, just to be sure. As a very busy Internet TV Station, I thought, sign up. what you got to lose (£9.99). I did. Switched on today and the first thing I saw .. Crach Ffinnant – The Prophecy, my book advertised on TV.

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CRACH FFINNANT ARRIVES IN LONDON IN THE YEAR 1376

The gates of the city were guarded by the King’s soldiers who carefully checked all the contents of our wagons closely before allowing the circus caravan to enter. We slowly trudged wearily through the gates which were surrounded on all sides by wooden ramshackle houses with smoke billowing through holes and makeshift chimneys upon thatched roofs. It was filthy and muddy. Flowing uneasily were pools of excrement which filled the gutters, blocked in places by all forms of cast-off rubbish. The smell that invaded my nostrils reminded me of my first moments in Shrewsbury, only worse.

 Rolling slowly through the mud, our caravan passed through streets that were hustling and bustling with folk busy about their daily tasks. Groups of armed soldiers marched here and there, seemingly keeping a close eye on everything to maintain order. I saw a big burly soldier bearing the King’s insignia on his tunic, stretched across a broad chest, kick out savagely at an old man who was begging at the side of the road. In my homeland of Wales, we would never treat a person in such an uncaring way. Never had I heard of such cruelty and certainly had never witnessed it as I was doing now. The old man rolled into the gutter, grasping his middle where the soldier’s boot had struck him unnecessarily and mercilessly. The soldier kicked him again in the small of his aged back, making the old man curl up like a baby, groaning in the gutter, tears of pain, resentment and fear streaming from his tired eyes. The King’s soldier then stepped over the old man and turning on his heel he drew phlegm from deep down in his big chest and spat. The spittle landed in the middle of the old man’s face, spraying onto his cheeks. He strode off, leaving his victim prostrate with ne’er a backward glance.

 The streets were full of beggars and ragged dressed people, many with no shoes, shuffling around in the cold, looking lost, hungry and frightened. Two riders in half armour rode around a corner in front of us on proud spirited black horses. They trotted towards us, mud and stones flying from heavy hooves which struck the earth forcibly and with purpose. A few paces behind, riding a black charger, sat a young knight with a silver helmet adorned with a blue plume, wafting in the wind as he rode. As they came closer, I thought I recognised the harsh bitter features of the face under the helmet. I was as sure as ‘day follows night’ that it was the man Glyndwr had saved them from – Edmund the bully from Worcester. He wore the helmet and plume and he was riding a stallion, just as predicted by Llwyd ap Crachan Llwyd in his prophecy.

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‘EDMUND INSULTS GLYNDWR’

A few stragglers remained, amongst whom were the young gentlemen, including Edmund. They stood huddled closely together, talking to each other now much more quietly than before. The young gentleman who had defended the ragged man must have been in disagreement with the rest of them as he pulled himself away from the group, remarking loudly so all could hear.

“I will have no part of this! Gentlemen do not behave in this way!” He stood to face them all and again asserted himself. “You are wrong by your intended actions and bring disgrace upon your houses and families.” He stepped further back as Edmund stepped forward.

“Have a care, Glyndwr, or I will stick you like a rabbit!”  Edmund threatened, shaking a finger into the ‘defender’s’ face, challenging for authority. In a flash, Glyndwr moved like lightning, grabbing at Edmund’s wagging finger and twisting it, bringing Edmund to his knees, wincing with pain.

“You have a care, Edmund, and never address me in that way again!” Speedily and almost unseen, his hand that had gripped the once wagging finger of Edmund, slid into a hard slap across his cheek that all heard. Edmund stepped back as his hand shot towards the dagger hanging from the leather belt at his middle. Glyndwr, as swift as an arrow, stepped into the full body of the blonde bully and pushed him hard, grabbing the dagger by the hilt before Edmund was able to reach it. He brought his left fist up and struck Edmund hard in the face, drawing blood from a now shattered nose. Edmund fell to the ground with one hand holding his face, blood dripping through his fingers. Glyndwr stepped back and stood tall against the bully. “Let this be the end of this stupidity. The end!” Glyndwr addressed Edmund firmly and all could see that the fight, if that is what it was, was now at an end. Edmund was helped to his feet by another of their group. Holding his bleeding face, which was now becoming swollen from the strength of Glyndwr’s blow, Edmund stared firmly into Glyndwr’s eyes with a fixed gaze.

 “I won’t forget that, you Welsh churl!”

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CRACH FFINNANT – THE PROPHECY SHOWBOAT TV’s BOOK SHOW

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We are so proud to have been invited to appear on Showboat TV’s Book Show. Filming is booked for Friday afternoon, so a leisurely drive to Pembroke in the morning, spot of lunch and a glance around local bookshops. Roll on Friday. Crach Ffinnant on television, an omen perchance!

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